Shorter Manhattan Declaration:
We, ecumenical Christians of Evangelical, Catholic and Orthodox traditions, gather today to remember how Christians have historically and are actively serving and rescuing the downtrodden and oppressed. We declare that every single human life is made in the image and has a print of the glory of God and are worthy of dignity and a voice – with the exception of those that want to gay-marry. And also, the public option will kill grandma and the cripples. And further also, the government is taking Christianity away from us and will make us all perform mass gay abortion marriages.