RT Weekend: #1stdraftmovielines

A little late for the weekend, but have been wanting to do this since Saturday, so that counts, right? First, some of my favorites from others, and then the big letdown.

RT @timcarvell: “Play it for me, Sam. Play ‘Pop Goes the Weasel’.”
“Bond. James Bond, D.D.S.”
“Badges? Wow, those’d be a great idea! I don’t know why we didn’t think to bring badges. Wait here. I’ll go get some.”
RT @urbanape: ‘Who runs Bartertown?’ ‘Look, I told you. We’re an Anarcho-syndacalist commune….’
RT @robcorddry: “Rosebud… My sled, Rosebud!”;
“I’m Bruce Wayne! I mean… sh*t.”

RT @GothamCityGeek: Get your stinking hooves off me, you da-ah-ah-ah-mned dirty sheep.
RT @SonOfND: “You had me at whaaassssuuuppp!”
RT @cariosity: “Skip, Forrest, skip!”
RT @hodgman “who rules swapmeet town? I, master blaster rules swapmeet town”

RT @jasdye: ““I find that you are lacking in the whole faith department. And, frankly, I’m a bit perturbed. Disturbed, even.”
“Nobody puts baby in the spot where one wall meets another wall at a right angle!”
“You search every outhouse, henhouse, treehouse, farmhouse, doghouse until…” “Found him!” “Well, that settles that”
“Stella, are you upstairs? Can you come down here so we can talk this out like reasonable adults? Stella? C’mon Stella.”
“Did you ever dance with the Devil to the Macarena in the pale moon light? I ask that of all my wedding guests.”
“I coulda been somebody. I coulda been a baker, or even a candlestick maker.”
“Heeeere’s me again, trying to creep you out.”
“We’re on a mission from Todd.”

“Tell him we’ve got a peanut butter & jelly sandwich he CAN’T refuse.”

New one:
“If I have a straw that goes allll the way down the hall… d’ya think it’ll qualify for Guiness Book of World Records?”

What’s your favorite? Got any of your own? Add to the commentary in the comments.


2 thoughts on “RT Weekend: #1stdraftmovielines

  1. Good afternoon! I was doing the typical twitter narcissist thing of Googling my "handle" @GothamCityGeek and found your post. When I play the #hashtag games on twitter, I often wonder if they are "heard" or fly of into the internet ether like a silent falling tree in an ear-less forest. At least this one made it. I appreciate you posting my altered Planet of the Apes line. Thanks! ~Mike

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