Didn’t get to watch the Oscars. My guess is that they’re finishing up.
Instead, while doing laundry, I saw several scenes from what can only be described by using language of a sixth grader. Please do not take offense to this.
It was like watching a weight-lifting, twisting and turning version of Cirque de Soliel. On Steroids.
Only a thousand times more gay.
But I’m happy to hear that the song from Once won for best original song.